The adventures of Nain and Libby Hâf.

Last night well early hours this morning. I couldn’t sleep I was melting into the mattress , seriously melting. As in my whole body was soaked as was the bed. Miss Haf starfished on her bed fast asleep.

This melting continued, I drank a litre of water to replace what was now in the mattress.

Not only was I melting, but the disco was really loud too. It wasnt Saturday but it was loud.

By 4am I had given up on sleep and seriously considered heading to the mosque that I could now hear the wailing rather clearly. I was ready to phone reception to say the air con definitely wasn’t working but thought they wouldn’t give a damn anyway and couldn’t fix it until morning. I know I’ll go on the balcony see if it’s cooler there and if I can see the mosque from which the wailing was so clear.

Problem solved, the sodding balcony door was open I hadn’t shut it after my 3 . Bailey’s!!

Door shut, locked and miracles happened the air con worked, quickly my no longer menopausal body cooled and sleep was forthcoming.

I’ll stick to 2 Bailey’s tonight! And ensure the balcony door is shut and locked .